Celebrity Breasts

See what other nakedness Lindsay has been up to

I don’t know about you but seeing Lindsay Lohan breasts all stretched out like that causes some parts of me to become all stretched out too. Such a perfect woman and the fact that she’s probably a coke slut is just all the better.

Hell, for a couple of 8balls of cocaine you could maybe get Lohan to let you see and feel those amazing celebrity breasts of her’s up close and personal. Not sure what that amount of drugs would cost but I’m certain that looking at Lindsay Lohan nude breasts would be well worth the cash. Not sure if it would be worth prison if you were caught with the smack on you though.

That’s it Lindsay, you arch your sweet and sexy body for me. Let those breasts poke out from under that bikini top. Let me lick those hot tits of your’s and then release the hounds so I can tit fuck you until I shoot my hot cum all over your freckled chest. Don’t forget to run your fingers all over yourself and spread my goo all over your rock hard nipples. I need a kleenex, lol.

There are new sex tapes in

Not having an insight into the inner workings of Anna Kournikova’s life so I cannot say for sure if this picture of her with her topless breasts displayed is real. It’s probably fake though it’s a pretty good one if that is the case. Plus I really love to see Anna Kournikova nude so I’ll just pretend this is true, haha.

Last time I saw breasts that perky was way back in my teenage years. A memory sometimes fade but I can still almost feel how wonderful it was to touch and lick on a firm breast. It’s all to painful to think of though hahaha. Now days it’s really hard to locate a titty that isn’t saggy simply because that’s just what boobies do with age.

Do you, like I do, ever sit around wondering if celebrities are having sex at that very moment? Like which position do you think that Anna Kournikova likes to get nailed in. Or does she like her nipples to get played with during sex. Perhaps Anna and her boyfriend enjoy filming their fuck scenes and then she rubs her pussy while watching the tapes later. Let me have my fantasy if this isn’t the case and she is actually a jesus freak or something like that. Not many freaks sunbathe topless like Anna Kournikova breasts have seen action on in the past though.

Plus there are times when she is getting molested and possibly fucking hard on the beach or at least getting fingered in the pussy lips while pretending to enjoy the surf. I’ve actually tried having sex while on the beach and it really didn’t work out. For one thing, the sand gets into everything and it’s about like humping a roll of sandpaper. Two, I’m scared of sharks and I remember being worried that something would bite my pecker off while the two of us were fooling around in the water. Even with all that though it was still fun. Maybe I can convince Anna Kournikova to let me have sex with her on the beach… and let me fondle her sweet nude breasts too. I would bite her nipples so hard and maybe even slide a finger into her sexy round and tan ass.

I need a cold shower.